worthyourweightinfanfiction:


sparseparsley:

swing-set-in-december:

regular-lord-joesus:

kummersaurus:

crying because 50 shades of grey



fifty shades of awful



JUST SAY IT

50 Shades is a lot more interesting if you convince yourself that “there" means “my feet"

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

sparseparsley:

swing-set-in-december:

regular-lord-joesus:

kummersaurus:

crying because 50 shades of grey

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fifty shades of awful

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JUST SAY IT

50 Shades is a lot more interesting if you convince yourself that “there" means “my feet"

(via dextronoms)

1 year ago 143409 ♥

cigarette-suicide:

tardisblue14:

notmysecret:

penrose-stairs:

A moment of silence for all the times we drew people with arms behind their back to avoid having to draw the hands.

I really tried to scroll past this, the denial was eating me alive though.

This post is my life.

I still do

(Source: onetothestate, via dextronoms)

1 year ago 211562 ♥
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lily-march:

sallyintheskywithdiamonds:

ketamineprojection:

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE TELL ME WHO THIS GUY IS

RUSSELL HOWARD

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Russell Howard is a national treasure.

(Source: katiebishop, via dextronoms)

1 year ago 626305 ♥

smokeandsong:

sirken:

betzine:

221cbakerstreet:

thedaddycomplex:

pattista:

Apparently, “Not my problem” in Polish is “nie moj cyrk, nie moje malpy.” Literally “not my circus, not my monkey.”

Officially working the English translation into my vernacular.

yes I am

Eastern European languages are fantastic.

#apparently the german equivalent of ‘it’s all greek to me’ translates to ‘i understand only train station’

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1 year ago 104729 ♥

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1 year ago 227333 ♥

cyclopette:

missl0nelyhearts:

afragmentcastadrift:

Some sort of bliss known as mochido - the mochi donut.

And now Mitsuwa is added to my list of places to visit when I am next in CA.

(courtesy of NotCot)

what the WHAT?!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

(via dextronoms)

1 year ago 31240 ♥
Reblog if you are a Baccano! fan

b-accano:

as many of you know, the baccano community on tumblr is quite small (in comparison to other fandoms). this is just to show how many people have either watched/read and enjoyed the series. it doesnt matter if you don’t blog baccano, but as long as you have watched the anime, reblog away.

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1 year ago 326 ♥

You work hard making independent films for fourteen years and you get voted “best breasts”.

Scarlett Johansson (via moriarty)

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1 year ago 123285 ♥
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